Then sow a $1000 seed for a triple favor from God!
Showing posts with label sowing seeds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sowing seeds. Show all posts
Friday, January 16, 2009
Preacher gets right to the point...
Then sow a $1000 seed for a triple favor from God!
The More You Know: The Christian Network
I was kinda bored today and thought I could use a quick pick me up, so I headed over to MinistryWatch.com, a site that aims to protect unsuspecting consumers from donating to seedy televangelists. I did a search on The Christian Network a.k.a Worship Network a.k.a Praise TV Network and a quick glance of their financial statements show they've done quite well over the past few years. Touché Christian Network!
Those "Hymns of Hope" CDs must have been flying off the rack because from 2000 to 2004, the Christian Network had a revenue of $22,215,458! That's between $4 million and $5 million every year! except for 2001 which was a bad year all around. Even though the 2005 to 2008 financial statements aren't on Ministry Watch just yet, I can imagine that the Christian Network continues to do exceedingly well despite the economic crisis that has the rest of the world contemplating pawning their gold teeth for cash.
I think it's time that Televangelism be offered as a major in college...
Elvis is alive and well, and on the 2009 Praise-A-Thon!!!
I actually grew fond of this fox and I'm honestly tempted to send him a $1000 seed. Thank god I'm dead ass broke and can't be seduced by his beautiful hair.......
Televangelist explains hurricanes and airplane turbulence
Although his perfect afro kinda drowns out his words, this young man has given a detailed explanation of hot and cold air and high turbulence that can shake a plane and how it all relates to you sowing a $777 seed to the church.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Why this Blog?
After many hours spent exploring the new channels, I came across at least 10 religious channels that have 24/7 religious programming and I thought, "Wow, this is ridiculous!" but as I watched, I found an incredible source of entertainment.
Between the perverse children's shows, the reformed gays and the stiff hair of every televangelist, all of these shows are actually quite hilarious and a pleasure to watch.So I've floated down from the heavens like a little cherubim to share this crap with you.
A note to environmentalists: try hard not to "sow" any "seeds" because it can get quite tempting as many of these televangelist shows claim that your donation goes towards planting trees in far off places. I doubt that even 1 tomato plant seed has been cast so far....it's a sham, I say!
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