Showing posts with label passive aggressive. Show all posts
Showing posts with label passive aggressive. Show all posts

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Pastor Gilbert Deya loses his cool on stage...

Here Pastor Gilbert Deya gets fed up with a woman, who according to him, does not want to be healed. He then goes on to wave her cane ominously and reminds everyone that Jesus said people shouldn't take children's food and feed it to dogs, whatever that means....

I guess I would panic too if I was full of crap.


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This guy reminds me of George Adgdgdwngo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tdn0YcyiqiI

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Scientology spokesperson storms out of interview

It's been a rough year for scientology.

First, the St. Petersburg Times did an unflattering 3 part report on the Church of Scientology featuring interviews with high ranking ex-members of the church. Then, prominent director Paul Haggis (Million Dollar Baby, Crash) decided to leave the church but not before sending a scathing open letter to church leader David Miscavige. Now, Tommy Davis, the church's most notable representative, made news when he stormed out of an interview with Martin Bashir:



Davis allegedly showed up 45 minutes before the interview was set to air in an attempt to pursuade Bashir and ABC not to air it. He was told the interview would definitely air and
Bashir did not see him. Ouch!

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Slap! Pow! Church Brawl in Minnesota..



In 2007, church trustees and members of the St. James African Methodist Episcopal Church in St. Paul, Minnesota became fed up with what they believed was a crummy church administrator that was dipping into church funds. The pastor/church administrator in question was Reverend Hubert Armstrong, a surprisingly violent man who denied any wrongdoing.

The rising tension came to a head when the church trustees changed the church locks while the reverend was away at a church conference. Shortly thereafter reverend Armstrong's reaction was caught on tape:



I guess he really did have "poor people skills."

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Can't a guy masturbate in a park in peace? - Remembering T.D Jakes' son's public indecency fiasco...



On a sexy night in January 2009, Pastor T.D Jakes' 29 year old stepson Jermaine Jakes, was arrested for exposing himself to 2 undercover officers in a Dallas, TX Park.

The officers alleged that they saw Jermaine Jakes walk into a wooded area with a posse of gay men and upon following him they discovered the man fondling himself....According to the detectives, Mr. Jakes walked up to them and continued yanking his doodle as he looked them in the eye...




Ironically, his famous step father has publicly condemned homosexuality in the past, telling the Dallas Voice that "he would never hire a sexually active gay person to his ministry." It seems that pastor T.D. Jakes has loosened his position on homosexuality since this incident with his son.


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Monday, July 6, 2009

Beefcake ministry of the 80s....

John Jacobs and his Power Team were muscle men who broke stuff in the name of Jesus...

They also blew up hot water bottles and aimed to lower the world's suicide rate.

Here's a video of the Power Team in action:



The Power Team is still around but not associated with John Jacobs. Their website is: http://www.thepowerteam.com

John Jacobs went on to found 'John Jacobs and the Next Generation Power Force.' The web address is: http://www.johnjacobsnextgenerationpowerforce.com/about_john.htm


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Friday, March 20, 2009

Benny Hinn in a nutshell....

A compilation of wacky Benny Hinn clips say it all:

Friday, January 30, 2009

Religious Tales from Public Access TV....

It's no secret that regular Televangelist programming is often cheesy, bizarre and downright hilarious, but religous public access TV adds an extra dimension of creepiness to the mix. This may be due to lower viewership rates combined with show hosts who are not concerned about their image and reputation like the big wheels from God TV or TBN are. Whatever the reason, some things should never be broadcast, like this christian puppet show:


Please note: May contain explicit language at times


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Ted Haggard then and now...

A few days ago, Oprah interviewed disgraced televangelist Ted Haggard about his meth infused, gay sex scandal and I couldn't help thinking about the things he said in the Jesus Camp Documentary condemning homosexuality.

Here's a short clip:



It tickles me to think that the whole time, he was buying meth from his male prostitute lover and getting it on in seedy motels...

Here's part of the Oprah interview:



This is why you should pay your hoes well!



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Friday, January 23, 2009

Physics, basic commands and air tickling...

In these clips, Robert Tilton dispenses important information about how to have "Success N Life"

Why it had to be an 'N' and not a simple 'in' since it's only 1 extra letter, I'm sure I don't know...

Testing Physics:



Basic Commands:



Air Tickling:



Go forth & Prosper!

Monday, January 19, 2009

Benny Hinn and his imaginary furniture...

Apparently, Benny Hinn has a middle ear problem or likes to get tipsy before a revival. Either way, it's hilarious!



I particularly like the part at around 0:35 when he turns on everyone like a hissing cat and then falls backwards onto his imaginary recliner...

Friday, January 16, 2009

Elvis is alive and well, and on the 2009 Praise-A-Thon!!!

Well, this guy looks more like a cross between Elvis Presley and Nathan Lane but he is chock full of charisma.


I actually grew fond of this fox and I'm honestly tempted to send him a $1000 seed. Thank god I'm dead ass broke and can't be seduced by his beautiful hair.......

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