I guess $200 million isn't enough for TBN...

I'm always on the lookout for Jan Crouch videos, so I was beyond elated to find a relatively recent one.

Here's a video of TBN's Jan Crouch crying for cash:



So what's going on with TBN? Are they broke? Have they fallen victim to the recession like the rest of us? Is Brenda even a real person? I doubt it.

According to Ministrywatch.com, a church and ministry watchdog, TBN closed 2006 with a total revenue of $200,658,000 and $838,983,000 in assets. Since TBN has been blatantly shady with Ministry Watch from the beginning (their transparency grade is F) and they haven't provided their 2007, 2008, and 2009 numbers yet, there's no way to tell if they really are in the poor house, but since televangelists are immune to strife and recessions, I highly doubt that TBN is in financial ruin.

Therefore I wonder why old Janny is crying for cash on the tube......

Cops Catch Cunning Christian Cancer Cure Creator...

(Alliteration in the name of Jesus!)


Dr. Christine Daniel, a California doctor and pentecostal minister who in 2001 allegedly claimed that she had developed a cure for cancer has been arrested in Los Angeles on counts of wire and mail fraud.

According to investigators, Daniel sold her C-Extract cancer treatment to many desperate and often terminally ill cancer patients, most of which died after shelling out thousands of dollars for the treatment. Daniel allegedly promised a 60% cure rate and affirmed this claim on a 2002 appearance on TBN (Trinity Broadcasting Network).

She was investigated in 2004 but denied practicing alternative medicine or selling an alternative cancer cure. It is believed that Daniel has made millions of dollars with her C-Extract cancer treatment. She faces up to 80 years in prison if convicted.

Jan Crouch & her hair fly to South Africa...

The beautiful flower that is Jan Crouch has traveled to South Africa with her Smile of a Child organization to distribute toys among the poor children of South Africa. Her hair looks spectacular and the shoulder pads in her black lace dress are very elegant:



We love you Jan!

Behold the Tissue Goddess....

When I say I've watched a lot of late night religious TV, I mean I've watched A LOT of religious programming.... but somehow, I managed to miss this pearl:


Image from 'Scary Televangelist Hair'. Click on image to visit site.

Her name is Jan Crouch and along with her husband Paul, she owns one of the biggest religious TV networks: TBN (Trinity Broadcasting Network). She has the biggest hair of anybody I've ever known and she's always squeezing the hell out of the innocent little tissues that happen to be on her god table during one of her "prayers" and you know what, I absolutely adore her!

CLICK HERE to visit the always interesting 'Scary Televangelist Hair' site and to learn more about La Senorita Jan Crouch...


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