Jesus appears on more stuff...

While you were sitting there bloated and half asleep wondering where the year went, Jesus was busy appearing on all sorts of crazy shizz:

1. Jesus in an ultrasound:


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2. Jesus on an iron:



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3. Jesus on a door at a car dealership:


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4. Jesus in a ceiling stain at a weight loss clinic:


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5. Jesus on a car window:


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6. Jesus on a factory wall:


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The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire......

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This creepy guy is accused of trying to burn his church down four times.

Izad Chavoshan of Huntington Beach, California was apparently disgruntled at the Orange County Church of Christ and allegedly set several of its trashcans on fire. He was arrested at the scene of the crime, trashcans ablaze and all. The mysterious fires began in October of 2009.

Chavoshan faces up to 20 years in prison if convicted.

Sounds like a Diagnosis Murder episode to me.


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Prosperity Gospel spreading to Africa..

Here's a sickening example of the Prosperity Gospel's virulent spread through Africa:

The Prosperity Gospel from The Global Conversation on Vimeo.

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Alien Pope...

Astronomers at the Vatican Observatory are keeping an eye out for aliens.

Surprisingly, they're not offended by the idea.

According to Father Gabriel Funes, the current director of the Vatican Observatory, belief in extraterrestrial life does not go against God since God has the ability to create a vast array of beings. Father Funes also thinks that some aliens may be "free from original sin' - a surprisingly nonsensical statement coming from a professional astronomer.

Pastor raises the dead but the dead rob his ass...

Great news! Remember your beloved cat Jonesy and your dear aunt Edna? Well Pastor Randy Demain from the Kingdom Revelation Ministries can defy the laws of nature and raise them from the dead no matter how stiff they are. He did it in Africa eventhough the lady he raised robbed his ass and jumped out the window. Video opens in another window

Scientology spokesperson storms out of interview

It's been a rough year for scientology.

First, the St. Petersburg Times did an unflattering 3 part report on the Church of Scientology featuring interviews with high ranking ex-members of the church. Then, prominent director Paul Haggis (Million Dollar Baby, Crash) decided to leave the church but not before sending a scathing open letter to church leader David Miscavige. Now, Tommy Davis, the church's most notable representative, made news when he stormed out of an interview with Martin Bashir:



Davis allegedly showed up 45 minutes before the interview was set to air in an attempt to pursuade Bashir and ABC not to air it. He was told the interview would definitely air and Bashir did not see him. Ouch!

Tranny Jesus....

A play called 'Jesus, Queen of Heaven' is causing quite a stir in Scotland and around the world. Protesters have already showed up with blah signs and are calling the play a blasphemy that is not protected under freedom of speech:



The play is part of the Glasgay! Arts Festival, a festival that celebrates Glasgow's bi-sexual and transsexual culture.

Mutant pregnant women and other bogus analogies...

Analogies are great but attempting to knit 10 different concepts together can get a little tricky sometimes.

Here Paula White compares bible quotes to pregnant women to shape shifters to dwindling numbers of employees to life changes to parasitic babies to god's plan to the devil's lying ways to having hope for the future to bethlehem with boas? to new beginnings to righteousness and beyond.......