Mutant pregnant women and other bogus analogies...

Analogies are great but attempting to knit 10 different concepts together can get a little tricky sometimes.

Here Paula White compares bible quotes to pregnant women to shape shifters to dwindling numbers of employees to life changes to parasitic babies to god's plan to the devil's lying ways to having hope for the future to bethlehem with boas? to new beginnings to righteousness and beyond.......

Bored Arizona pastor prays Obama gets brain cancer...

Baptist pastor Steven Anderson recently posted a drab video on his youtube channel that caused quite a stir. In the video, Anderson bashed gay people, blamed Obama for suggestive billboards and sexy TV shows, and basically wished death and eternal damnation on Obama.



When asked about his controversial video, Anderson said he would continue to pray for Obama to die from brain cancer like Ted Kennedy did and then went on to whine about how his family is receiving death threats....



Click Here to listen to an excerpt from Pastor Anderson's controversial youtube "gospel" video.

Pat Robertson thinks a recently passed hate crime bill would protect people who have sex with ducks...

P' Rob is at it again with his crazy ideas! In this video, televangelist Pat Robertson expresses his concerns that a recently passed hate crime bill will protect duck fondlers and pedophiles. What a perverse thought! a thought that can only originate from a televangelist...

Please note: the "newscast" in the video is a CBN (Christian Broadcasting Network) broadcast and presents a biased view of the bill in question.


Source: Media Matters posted on April 30, 2009

All ducks living around P' Rob's estate should watch their backs! Below is a parody video of P' Rob's concerns:




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No Mo' Biscuits....

These people eat way too much in the morning....

Got Baby Sins?

Let this pastor stomp on your baby sins and get rid of them once and for all so they stop eating all your food and smoking all your stogies...

Televangelist explains hurricanes and airplane turbulence

If you've ever wanted to know about hurricanes and how they affect airplanes, then you're in luck!


Although his perfect afro kinda drowns out his words, this young man has given a detailed explanation of hot and cold air and high turbulence that can shake a plane and how it all relates to you sowing a $777 seed to the church.