Showing posts with label pat robertson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pat robertson. Show all posts

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Don't inhale the demon spirits!

A few years ago, a viewer wrote to Pat Robertson asking him if teaching karate was OK with God.

Pat Robertson responded with how much he admired Chuck Norris for creating martial arts programs that "took ghetto kids and made them very fine citizens" but he warned, twitching eye and all, that practicing karate could lead to the inhalation of demon spirits.



Hmmm...I knew it!

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Pat Robertson thinks a recently passed hate crime bill would protect people who have sex with ducks...

P' Rob is at it again with his crazy ideas! In this video, televangelist Pat Robertson expresses his concerns that a recently passed hate crime bill will protect duck fondlers and pedophiles. What a perverse thought! a thought that can only originate from a televangelist...

Please note: the "newscast" in the video is a CBN (Christian Broadcasting Network) broadcast and presents a biased view of the bill in question.


Source: Media Matters posted on April 30, 2009

All ducks living around P' Rob's estate should watch their backs! Below is a parody video of P' Rob's concerns:




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Friday, January 16, 2009

Becoming Un-Gay is easy...

As I curiously opened an email with "Increase your lovestick" in the subject line, eyes up towards the ceiling, I wondered what kind of spam Televangelist Pat Robertson gets every day. I then wondered if I would be able to dig up some snazzy Pat Robertson clips. After 2 seconds of fast finger work, I came across a "Becoming an ex-gay" type of video created by the 700 Club.



Within the first 30 seconds Pat breaks it down: there was a militant lesbian who found jesus and stunned the gay community when she became Un-gay. She then resumed her post as magazine editor of a magazine named after a friend who had been allegedly murdered by her gay lover.


In the video, Charlene Cothran (a.k.a the militant lesbian) says that one day during a gay pride event, a sense of shame came over her; I tend to think it was caused by the hideous red and black flannel shirts she was wearing at the time. If I left the house wearing that, I would definitely be ashamed, unless of of course, I was off to chop down a tree in the mountains...but getting back to the video, Ms. Cothran, who is now living a life of celibacy, is dedicated to pulling people out of what she calls "the gay life" and insists that being Un-gay is better than any good music in a club or any gay pride parade.

Pat Robertson, who apparently views homosexuals as a group of people who have thrown their hands up and continue to sin just for the hell of it, believes that god loves all gays even though they will always have a gray ziggy cloud of confusion and turmoil hanging over them.

Most dissapointing is the lack of trannies prancing around dressed like ballerinas in the stock footage.

For a GLBT perspective on this story, visit: http://www.goodasyou.org/good_as_you/2007/06/charlene_from_g.html



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