Alien Pope...

Astronomers at the Vatican Observatory are keeping an eye out for aliens.

Surprisingly, they're not offended by the idea.

According to Father Gabriel Funes, the current director of the Vatican Observatory, belief in extraterrestrial life does not go against God since God has the ability to create a vast array of beings. Father Funes also thinks that some aliens may be "free from original sin' - a surprisingly nonsensical statement coming from a professional astronomer.

Joyce Meyer's $23,000 toilet....

This just in....well not really, it happened 2 years ago....but no that's not a typo; famous televangelist Joyce Meyer did in fact pay $23,000 for a marble toilet in November, 2007.

While LA senorita Meyer's taste in toilets shouldn't have been anybody's business, this tacky display of excess overflowed the bowl of common sense and actually precipitated an investigation into her finances by a U.S Senator...It also caused a storm of speculation among the common folk like myself, who simply could not come up with a valid justification no matter how hard we tried.

Luckily, one group of people had an answer:




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Televangelist explains hurricanes and airplane turbulence

If you've ever wanted to know about hurricanes and how they affect airplanes, then you're in luck!


Although his perfect afro kinda drowns out his words, this young man has given a detailed explanation of hot and cold air and high turbulence that can shake a plane and how it all relates to you sowing a $777 seed to the church.