Showing posts with label scream. Show all posts
Showing posts with label scream. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Woman says she was attacked by Televangelist's "Agents"


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Carolyn Tuft, a retired investigative reporter for the Saint Louis Post Dispatch has come forward with a bizarre allegation that she was attacked by three Joyce Meyer "agents" in 2007.

According to Tuft, the attack/mugging happened in the Post Dispatch parking lot where she was physically assaulted and even held at gun point by three men. She claims the goons later sped off in a car "similar to those used in the Joyce Meyers Ministries fleet." She also claims she testified against one of the alleged attackers and he was sentenced to 10 years in prison for the assault.

As a result of the attack, Tuft claims she has been left with brain and stomach problems so severe, she has been forced to retire. Tuft believes the attack was retaliation for a report she worked on in 2003 where she detailed the financial excesses of the Joyce Meyer Ministries.

I better sleep with one eye open...

Saturday, September 26, 2009

A collection of strange televangelist clips...

Creepy laughter and psycho babble ahead:



Meth is a hell of a drug.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Pope Benedict XVI plans to record snazzy album....

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Pope Benedict XVI will be begin recording an album of songs and prayers dedicated to the virgin Mary. The album will be called 'Alma Mater' and is set to be released on November 30, 2009 by Geffen Records, the same music label that currently works with Snoop Dog and Ashlee Simpson.


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According to Colin Barlow, president of Geffen Records, "The Pope has got almost a lullaby tone to the way he sings."

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Homophobic Churches: Westboro Baptist Church


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The Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas is a group of people who believe god hates everyone. They have gained notoriety in recent years by saying ridiculous things and regularly protesting large scale events and the funerals of U.S soldiers, hate crime victims, and AIDS victims.

Make a long story short, they're bat-shit crazy!

But they love attention and they really love talkin' trash and holding up hate signs...........(video is NSFW)



Click here for a detailed profile of the Westboro Baptist Church by the Anti-Defamation League.

Below is a video clip from Michael Moore's 'The Awful Truth' show that ran in 2000. NSFW



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Monday, July 6, 2009

Thomas Manton IV - african porn scandal

Televangelist Thomas Manton the fourth, was arrested by Kenyan Police last month for allegedly "trafficking pornographic material and being in Kenya illegally." more on this story

The good rev claims to have predicted 911 in 1997 and his online bio states: "In his revivals and conferences, multitudes have witnessed the Holy Spirit making the blind see, the lame walk, the deaf hear, the dumb speak - and healing incurable diseases and performing many other creative miracles."

Most baffling is why he felt the need to traffic porn across the world.. maybe his internet connection is clogged by God...

Below is a clip of the good rev prophetically shrieking out the phrase "what do you want to be known for...when it's ALL ovah?!!"





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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Peter Popoff - a brief history...

This video provides a brief history of Peter Popoff's 20+ year career as a Televangelist:

Friday, March 20, 2009

Benny Hinn in a nutshell....

A compilation of wacky Benny Hinn clips say it all:

Kenneth Copeland channeling James Brown...

Yet another emotional outburst caught on tape!

In this video, Kenneth Copeland describes the time he saw god get sucked up by a vacuum:



"There ain't no more cord between us now......He went inside there to live!"

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Corny Clowns work for jesus...

Looking to become a scary religious clown from 1987? Look no further:



Need some colorful yet bizarre inspiration? The whining, coughing children say it all....

Monday, January 26, 2009

Behold the Tissue Goddess....

When I say I've watched a lot of late night religious TV, I mean I've watched A LOT of religious programming.... but somehow, I managed to miss this pearl:


Image from 'Scary Televangelist Hair'. Click on image to visit site.

Her name is Jan Crouch and along with her husband Paul, she owns one of the biggest religious TV networks: TBN (Trinity Broadcasting Network). She has the biggest hair of anybody I've ever known and she's always squeezing the hell out of the innocent little tissues that happen to be on her god table during one of her "prayers" and you know what, I absolutely adore her!

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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

A selection from the 'Musical Pastor' series...

When I look at Robert Tilton, all I see is dance moves too!



I'm happy that someone took the time to stitch together a bunch of tiny Tilton tid bits and set them to music.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Benny Hinn and his imaginary furniture...

Apparently, Benny Hinn has a middle ear problem or likes to get tipsy before a revival. Either way, it's hilarious!



I particularly like the part at around 0:35 when he turns on everyone like a hissing cat and then falls backwards onto his imaginary recliner...

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Televangelist Gimmicks & Free Offers Remix

I've combed the internet for televangelist gimmick videos and I've put together a few clips for your viewing pleasure. Now, a Rastafarian might say that the methods these televangelists use to get into your wallet are pure "TacTricks" and that they should be condemned to the fire or "Fi-yaaaa!!"

This is true.

These miracle healers are pushing everything from crackers to oil to water and one pastor even has a....well, you'll see.




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Thursday, January 15, 2009

Let's start off with a scream!

In this miraculous video, Pastor Kerney Thomas cures a young lady of her HIV+ status.



I wonder why doctors haven't been able to cure HIV and AIDS when this guy has been doing so for years!

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