Ladies and Gentlemen....Gilbert Deya...

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Pastor Deya healed my rotten PEN-is,,..

In this video a formerly suicidal strip club owner with a rotten "PEN-is" full of rashi? claims to have been healed by pastor Gilbert Deya's prayers. The man claims his penis shriveled up and died due to rotten testicles and witchcraft, and that he couldn't have sex with his wife for 2 years.

Now, many prayers later, the restored stud laughs like a creep at every turn and assures us all that he is now very potent.



I find it curious that the pastor asks, "what is striptease?".....bitch, please!

Jesus appears on more stuff...

While you were sitting there bloated and half asleep wondering where the year went, Jesus was busy appearing on all sorts of crazy shizz:

1. Jesus in an ultrasound:


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2. Jesus on an iron:



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3. Jesus on a door at a car dealership:


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4. Jesus in a ceiling stain at a weight loss clinic:


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5. Jesus on a car window:


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6. Jesus on a factory wall:


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Slap! Pow! Church Brawl in Minnesota..

In 2007, church trustees and members of the St. James African Methodist Episcopal Church in St. Paul, Minnesota became fed up with what they believed was a crummy church administrator that was dipping into church funds. The pastor/church administrator in question was Reverend Hubert Armstrong, a surprisingly violent man who denied any wrongdoing.

The rising tension came to a head when the church trustees changed the church locks while the reverend was away at a church conference. Shortly thereafter reverend Armstrong's reaction was caught on tape:



I guess he really did have "poor people skills."

Universal Church of the Kingdom of God under fire...

The Universal Church of the Kingdom of God, also known within the Latino community as 'La Iglesia Universal del Reino de Dios' is facing all kinds of verbal and written attacks by newspapers, bloggers, youtubers, and more, because according to them, it has become blatantly apparent that this church is full of crap....

Emotional blackmail:


With temples in 46 countries around the world, the Universal Church is famous for its late night televangelist programs on Latino TV channels, in which they repeatedly shriek the words, "Pare de Sufrir" (stop your suffering) in a sexy half Spanish, half Portuguese accent. The programs depict all kinds of misery, humiliation, and disease, and often feature the pastors themselves offering creepy gifts, such as lamb's blood and treasure chests.

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Recent hidden camera investigations across South America, show how the pastors of the church reportedly fleece their flock in crazy, obvious ways. They make them buy books that tell them how much money to donate to the church, they set donation minimums, and they tell their flock not to bring guests on big donation days because they might disagree with donating cash to the church. One investigation even showed a pastor stepping out to a corner store and purchasing "holy oil" (vegetable oil) that was to be distributed in tiny vials as a sacred healing oil. Filming within any of their temples is prohibited, the pastors never grant any interviews, and the whole thing is one big shady mess....

For an interesting Mexican undercover investigation about the Universal Church, click here (please note: this video is in Spanish)

Guru and Hindu temple under fire...

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Self proclaimed guru and founder of the Hindu Temple of Georgia, Dr. Commander Selvam, recently caught the eye of Gwinnett County District Attorney, Danny Porter, when he was arrested last October on allegations of practicing medicine without a license and fraudulently overcharging his follower's credit cards when they paid for services.


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According to a few disenchanted followers, the Dr. (not really a doctor) grossly overcharged their credit cards when they paid for services and then filed lawsuits against them and their families when they disputed the charges. He also allegedly dispensed medical advice and attempted to heal them through rituals. Fortunately for him and all other "religious healers" in Georgia, state law regarding practicing medicine without a license does not apply to faith healers (wth?). All charges against Selvam, whose real name is Annamalai Annamalai, were eventually dropped due to insufficient evidence.

Selvam thinks people are just jealous because "[He's] so rich, famous, and happy,” and he is confident that his congregation of 5000 will continue to go strong. He has no plans to relocate his temple because he feels that he has done nothing wrong and that god is supporting him.

One reason for the temple's ongoing success may be the doctor's ability to do everything, yes everything! Below are screenshots of websites owned and operated by the doctor that range from black magic solutions to nutrition plans:


















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Can't a guy masturbate in a park in peace? - Remembering T.D Jakes' son's public indecency fiasco...

On a sexy night in January 2009, Pastor T.D Jakes' 29 year old stepson Jermaine Jakes, was arrested for exposing himself to 2 undercover officers in a Dallas, TX Park.

The officers alleged that they saw Jermaine Jakes walk into a wooded area with a posse of gay men and upon following him they discovered the man fondling himself....According to the detectives, Mr. Jakes walked up to them and continued yanking his doodle as he looked them in the eye...



Ironically, his famous step father has publicly condemned homosexuality in the past, telling the Dallas Voice that "he would never hire a sexually active gay person to his ministry." It seems that pastor T.D. Jakes has loosened his position on homosexuality since this incident with his son.


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What ever happened to Puerto Rican Jesus?

Back in 2007, a greasy man claiming to be the incarnation of Jesus Christ made his public debut.


Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda received media attention from around the world and even CNN stopped to interview him, finding out that modern day Jesus was an ex-heroin addict, a professional thief, and a proud wearer of a 666 tattoo. In fact, many of his followers were running to the nearest tattoo parlor to get the 666 symbol tattooed on their bodies to show their dedication to Puerto Rican Jesus...

PR Jesus was against the church and regularly protested and interrupted church services by smashing religious idols with his smile...He also had a thing for Rolex watches, Lexus cars, and hot women....He planned to rule the world....



Fast forward to 2009--we have a new president, a crappy economy, and PR Jesus has just lost a heated divorce settlement case against his second wife, who he calls a “gold-digging lesbian.” The case was riddled with tension and incoherent ramblings about 'uncircumsicion'... For more about the divorce settlement case, click here (opens in new window)


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Beefcake ministry of the 80s....

John Jacobs and his Power Team were muscle men who broke stuff in the name of Jesus...

They also blew up hot water bottles and aimed to lower the world's suicide rate.

Here's a video of the Power Team in action:



The Power Team is still around but not associated with John Jacobs. Their website is: http://www.thepowerteam.com

John Jacobs went on to found 'John Jacobs and the Next Generation Power Force.' The web address is: http://www.johnjacobsnextgenerationpowerforce.com/about_john.htm


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A moment of clarity brought to you by OSHO--NSFW

What is the most magical word in the English language? No, it's not God-- according to OSHO, it's the word FUCK!



Excerpt: "John F****d Mary," "Mary is F*****g beautiful," "How the F**k are you?" and more gratuitous F**k word usage.

OSHO is was an indian mystic and spiritual teacher according to wikipedia.