Showing posts with label creepy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label creepy. Show all posts

Sunday, November 15, 2009

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire......


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This creepy guy is accused of trying to burn his church down four times.

Izad Chavoshan of Huntington Beach, California was apparently disgruntled at the Orange County Church of Christ and allegedly set several of its trashcans on fire. He was arrested at the scene of the crime, trashcans ablaze and all. The mysterious fires began in October of 2009.

Chavoshan faces up to 20 years in prison if convicted.

Sounds like a Diagnosis Murder episode to me.


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Friday, November 6, 2009

Pastor raises the dead but the dead rob his ass...

Great news! Remember your beloved cat Jonesy and your dear aunt Edna? Well Pastor Randy Demain from the Kingdom Revelation Ministries can defy the laws of nature and raise them from the dead no matter how stiff they are. He did it in Africa eventhough the lady he raised robbed his ass and jumped out the window. Video opens in another window

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Jesus is on Youtube...

That's right.

Jesus Christs has signed up for a Youtube account and has even posted a few videos. Sadly, he moderates all comments and is not open to discussion at all. Who knew Jesus' ego was so fragile?

Anyway, Jesus III, as he calls himself, also runs a creepy website where in a monotone voice he talks about the end of the world and charges $10 plus shipping and handling for forgiveness and wisdom CDs. According to his website, he'll soon be accepting Paypal and checks; after all, Jesus needs the money to play the slots in heaven...



Did you have a reaction? You may be one of the 144000.....or you may be asleep...

Jesus on why he waited so damn long to come forward:

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Universal Church of the Kingdom of God under fire...



The Universal Church of the Kingdom of God, also known within the Latino community as 'La Iglesia Universal del Reino de Dios' is facing all kinds of verbal and written attacks by newspapers, bloggers, youtubers, and more, because according to them, it has become blatantly apparent that this church is full of crap....

Emotional blackmail:


With temples in 46 countries around the world, the Universal Church is famous for its late night televangelist programs on Latino TV channels, in which they repeatedly shriek the words, "Pare de Sufrir" (stop your suffering) in a sexy half Spanish, half Portuguese accent. The programs depict all kinds of misery, humiliation, and disease, and often feature the pastors themselves offering creepy gifts, such as lamb's blood and treasure chests.

Pain & suffering:


Recent hidden camera investigations across South America, show how the pastors of the church reportedly fleece their flock in crazy, obvious ways. They make them buy books that tell them how much money to donate to the church, they set donation minimums, and they tell their flock not to bring guests on big donation days because they might disagree with donating cash to the church. One investigation even showed a pastor stepping out to a corner store and purchasing "holy oil" (vegetable oil) that was to be distributed in tiny vials as a sacred healing oil. Filming within any of their temples is prohibited, the pastors never grant any interviews, and the whole thing is one big shady mess....

For an interesting Mexican undercover investigation about the Universal Church, click here (please note: this video is in Spanish)

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Jesus in a cabinet door again!


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Erica Conner from Wichita Falls, Texas believes Jesus is living in her kitchen cabinet door.

After sitting through an inspirational presentation related to the book "90 Minutes in Heaven," Conner came home and immediately noticed Jesus in her cabinet door. Things took a dramatic turn later on that day when she noticed that cabinet Jesus was shedding a tear. "It makes sense that he's crying. We live in a broken world," said Conner.
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This is not the first time Jesus has appeared on a cabinet door. In August 2007, a Connecticut couple noticed a foggy image of christ (or chewbacca) on one of their kitchen cabinets:


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and in July 2008, a woman in Tennessee snapped a photo in her kitchen after her brother's funeral and was shocked to see Jesus himself (or a creepy blob) in her kitchen cabinet:


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Why can't Jesus just get a job and stop sitting around on kitchen cabinets?


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Thursday, July 16, 2009

Can't a guy masturbate in a park in peace? - Remembering T.D Jakes' son's public indecency fiasco...



On a sexy night in January 2009, Pastor T.D Jakes' 29 year old stepson Jermaine Jakes, was arrested for exposing himself to 2 undercover officers in a Dallas, TX Park.

The officers alleged that they saw Jermaine Jakes walk into a wooded area with a posse of gay men and upon following him they discovered the man fondling himself....According to the detectives, Mr. Jakes walked up to them and continued yanking his doodle as he looked them in the eye...




Ironically, his famous step father has publicly condemned homosexuality in the past, telling the Dallas Voice that "he would never hire a sexually active gay person to his ministry." It seems that pastor T.D. Jakes has loosened his position on homosexuality since this incident with his son.


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Wednesday, July 8, 2009

The Church of Scientology in hot water!

First, it was Tom Cruise acting all intense and nutty in those creepy Scientology videos:



Then came the BBC documentary exposing Scientology:



and now, the St. Petersburg Times has done a 3 part in-depth report/unveling of the Church of Scientology complete with testimony from disenchanted and very perturbed ex-members. The report is rife with scandalous allegations of bizarre rituals and behaviors carried out by the church's leader, David Miscavige. Read the full report here (opens in a new window)



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Monday, July 6, 2009

Beefcake ministry of the 80s....

John Jacobs and his Power Team were muscle men who broke stuff in the name of Jesus...

They also blew up hot water bottles and aimed to lower the world's suicide rate.

Here's a video of the Power Team in action:



The Power Team is still around but not associated with John Jacobs. Their website is: http://www.thepowerteam.com

John Jacobs went on to found 'John Jacobs and the Next Generation Power Force.' The web address is: http://www.johnjacobsnextgenerationpowerforce.com/about_john.htm


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Friday, April 17, 2009

Flat Hymns are a real drag.........

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Corny Clowns work for jesus...

Looking to become a scary religious clown from 1987? Look no further:



Need some colorful yet bizarre inspiration? The whining, coughing children say it all....

Friday, February 13, 2009

Large man sings inspirational song in baby voice...

What do you get when you combine multiple personality syndrome with church music?

The following strange performance:

Friday, January 30, 2009

Religious Tales from Public Access TV....

It's no secret that regular Televangelist programming is often cheesy, bizarre and downright hilarious, but religous public access TV adds an extra dimension of creepiness to the mix. This may be due to lower viewership rates combined with show hosts who are not concerned about their image and reputation like the big wheels from God TV or TBN are. Whatever the reason, some things should never be broadcast, like this christian puppet show:


Please note: May contain explicit language at times


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Friday, January 23, 2009

Another selection from the Musical Pastor series: Robert Tilton

A compilation of Tilton clips set to snazzy new age music...

Speaking in tongues, inability to count, etc....

Towards the end, he has a Germaine Jackson look alike dancing in front of him..

Sabotage...

Google Ads is messin' me up...

Physics, basic commands and air tickling...

In these clips, Robert Tilton dispenses important information about how to have "Success N Life"

Why it had to be an 'N' and not a simple 'in' since it's only 1 extra letter, I'm sure I don't know...

Testing Physics:



Basic Commands:



Air Tickling:



Go forth & Prosper!

Got Baby Sins?

Let this pastor stomp on your baby sins and get rid of them once and for all so they stop eating all your food and smoking all your stogies...

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

A selection from the 'Musical Pastor' series...

When I look at Robert Tilton, all I see is dance moves too!



I'm happy that someone took the time to stitch together a bunch of tiny Tilton tid bits and set them to music.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Televangelist Gimmicks & Free Offers Remix

I've combed the internet for televangelist gimmick videos and I've put together a few clips for your viewing pleasure. Now, a Rastafarian might say that the methods these televangelists use to get into your wallet are pure "TacTricks" and that they should be condemned to the fire or "Fi-yaaaa!!"

This is true.

These miracle healers are pushing everything from crackers to oil to water and one pastor even has a....well, you'll see.




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Friday, January 16, 2009

Will this clip be used as evidence some day?

If I were this guy's mother in law, I would be worried about getting rubbed out...He seems a little too soft spoken and maniacal if you ask me:

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