Entry denied!

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Last week Benny Hinn got into his private jet and flew to a miracle conference in London. Unfortunately (or fortunately) he was denied entry. Diss!

Then, like a mold spore, Hinn flew to Paris to enter London from there but was also denied. Zing!

Thousands of believers who had made the journey from all around Europe were left disappointed and confused, and to add insult to injury, some other chumpy pastor took Hinn's place at the event.

It turns out there was a change in British immigration policy and Hinn was missing some paperwork so they couldn't let him in. This change in policy is evidently aimed at preventing religious extremists from entering Britain.

Um...