Woman says she was attacked by Televangelist's "Agents"

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Carolyn Tuft, a retired investigative reporter for the Saint Louis Post Dispatch has come forward with a bizarre allegation that she was attacked by three Joyce Meyer "agents" in 2007.

According to Tuft, the attack/mugging happened in the Post Dispatch parking lot where she was physically assaulted and even held at gun point by three men. She claims the goons later sped off in a car "similar to those used in the Joyce Meyers Ministries fleet." She also claims she testified against one of the alleged attackers and he was sentenced to 10 years in prison for the assault.

As a result of the attack, Tuft claims she has been left with brain and stomach problems so severe, she has been forced to retire. Tuft believes the attack was retaliation for a report she worked on in 2003 where she detailed the financial excesses of the Joyce Meyer Ministries.

I better sleep with one eye open...

Jesus appears on more stuff...

While you were sitting there bloated and half asleep wondering where the year went, Jesus was busy appearing on all sorts of crazy shizz:

1. Jesus in an ultrasound:


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2. Jesus on an iron:



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3. Jesus on a door at a car dealership:


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4. Jesus in a ceiling stain at a weight loss clinic:


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5. Jesus on a car window:


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6. Jesus on a factory wall:


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The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire......

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This creepy guy is accused of trying to burn his church down four times.

Izad Chavoshan of Huntington Beach, California was apparently disgruntled at the Orange County Church of Christ and allegedly set several of its trashcans on fire. He was arrested at the scene of the crime, trashcans ablaze and all. The mysterious fires began in October of 2009.

Chavoshan faces up to 20 years in prison if convicted.

Sounds like a Diagnosis Murder episode to me.


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Prosperity Gospel spreading to Africa..

Here's a sickening example of the Prosperity Gospel's virulent spread through Africa:

The Prosperity Gospel from The Global Conversation on Vimeo.

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Alien Pope...

Astronomers at the Vatican Observatory are keeping an eye out for aliens.

Surprisingly, they're not offended by the idea.

According to Father Gabriel Funes, the current director of the Vatican Observatory, belief in extraterrestrial life does not go against God since God has the ability to create a vast array of beings. Father Funes also thinks that some aliens may be "free from original sin' - a surprisingly nonsensical statement coming from a professional astronomer.

Pastor raises the dead but the dead rob his ass...

Great news! Remember your beloved cat Jonesy and your dear aunt Edna? Well Pastor Randy Demain from the Kingdom Revelation Ministries can defy the laws of nature and raise them from the dead no matter how stiff they are. He did it in Africa eventhough the lady he raised robbed his ass and jumped out the window. Video opens in another window