In June 2009, T.D Jakes' sunroom burst into flames.
The explosion was ruled an accident and investigators thought it might have been caused by a gas pool heater or a big ass gas grill (you know T.D Jakes is grillin' up a storm) that was kept in the sunroom.
According to Christiantoday.com , Pastor Jakes was thankful to God that he wasn't in the room when the explosion happened. Interestingly, he wasn't severely pissed that God allowed the sunroom to explode in the first place.
Jesus Christs has signed up for a Youtube account and has even posted a few videos. Sadly, he moderates all comments and is not open to discussion at all. Who knew Jesus' ego was so fragile?
Anyway, Jesus III, as he calls himself, also runs a creepy website where in a monotone voice he talks about the end of the world and charges $10 plus shipping and handling for forgiveness and wisdom CDs. According to his website, he'll soon be accepting Paypal and checks; after all, Jesus needs the money to play the slots in heaven...
Did you have a reaction? You may be one of the 144000.....or you may be asleep...
Jesus on why he waited so damn long to come forward:
No, these aren't stills from Ice Cube's "Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It," these are stills from a Christian Broadcasting Network program entitled "Martin Briseno: A Bank Robber Forgiven."
This five minute mini-scarface episode tells the story of Martin Briseno, a self admitted crackhead "who owed a lot of people money." Briseno was desperate for cash so he dashed into his local bank one day and robbed it. According to Briseno, the teller he was pointing his gun at kept uttering the words, "Oh my god, jesus christ" and he found that to be very unusual behavior for a bank teller who had a gun pointed at his face.
Anyway, he managed to get away but didn't realize that some busybody had seen him get into his car and had called the fuzz. The police had his house surrounded by the time he got home, so he decided to run. Well no, he decided to buy a little crack for the road and went to his drug dealer first. The dealer promptly whacked him over the head and stole the money he had just robbed from the bank. At that point Briseno felt "insignificant and like a total failure." He ran away and assumed a new identity.
Then, according to Briseno (or CBN writers) one day his brother walked into the very bank he had robbed and met the teller that Briseno had held up. The teller had a message for Briseno: I forgive you. Bleh! Total Corn...and that's when Briseno found jesus.
Baptist pastor Steven Anderson recently posted a drab video on his youtube channel that caused quite a stir. In the video, Anderson bashed gay people, blamed Obama for suggestive billboards and sexy TV shows, and basically wished death and eternal damnation on Obama.
When asked about his controversial video, Anderson said he would continue to pray for Obama to die from brain cancer like Ted Kennedy did and then went on to whine about how his family is receiving death threats....
Click Here to listen to an excerpt from Pastor Anderson's controversial youtube "gospel" video.
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